Added ear-ache to my manflu. Now it sounds like I’m living on the Planet of the Robots. Sympathy, stat!
Archive for the ‘Tweets’ Category
28 Nov 2011
28 Nov 2011 / 2:10 PM
I have manflu! I demand undese…
I have manflu! I demand undeserved sympathy!
23 Nov 2011
23 Nov 2011 / 5:20 PM
If you find yourself doing a p…
If you find yourself doing a presentation, you have to include the line “The only limitation is your imagination!”. It’s the law, I think.
16 Nov 2011
16 Nov 2011 / 3:29 PM
TV shows have taught me that t…
TV shows have taught me that there’s a vast market for ‘hidden’ car bombs that don’t flash LEDs or beep loudly every second once activated.
16 Nov 2011
16 Nov 2011 / 12:00 PM
Getting annoyed with #Yoono – …
Getting annoyed with #Yoono – links are causing freezes and scrolling tends to fade/flicker. Time to look for an alternative.
09 Nov 2011
09 Nov 2011 / 1:20 AM
I’ll say one thing about #Terr…
I’ll say one thing about #TerraNova – it is very consistent. #notacompliment
25 Oct 2011
25 Oct 2011 / 11:43 PM
After the disappointing direct…
After the disappointing direction taken with GTA 4, this is the first time I’ve been not been fussed about a new GTA on the horizon.
21 Oct 2011
21 Oct 2011 / 2:51 PM
So the guy who predicted the a…
So the guy who predicted the apocalypse for last May says it’s now TODAY instead! Couldn’t have been a Monday, could it?!
21 Oct 2011
21 Oct 2011 / 2:37 PM
The call centre needed to do t…
The call centre needed to do the Siri responses for Apple must be massive!
07 Oct 2011
07 Oct 2011 / 5:05 PM
Use ‘crouch’ to sneak up on yo…
Use ‘crouch’ to sneak up on your enemies… except this throwback piece of shit game is 99% scripted so, well, I wouldn’t bother.
24 Sep 2011
24 Sep 2011 / 8:41 PM
Worse thing about Twitter? All…
Worse thing about Twitter? All the endless you-had-to-be-there hash-tagged quips about some gormless crap on TV. #xfactor
21 Sep 2011
21 Sep 2011 / 5:20 PM
Hacking away at a pile of card…
Hacking away at a pile of cardboard with a box cutter, no probs. Minutes later, slice thumb open on an sodding envelope. Typical.
20 Sep 2011
20 Sep 2011 / 2:00 PM
Hope Zooey Deschanel’s ‘New Gi…
Hope Zooey Deschanel’s ‘New Girl’ does well. Much easier to avoid one successful TV show than the handful of films she’d usually spoil.
14 Sep 2011
14 Sep 2011 / 12:45 PM
Remember folks, if you’ve got …
Remember folks, if you’ve got nothing to say for yourself, retweet! Seem insightful and well-informed through no effort at all.
11 Sep 2011
11 Sep 2011 / 9:01 PM
Play a game featuring melee co…
Play a game featuring melee combat – still can’t help absent-mindedly tapping ‘R’ to reload my weapon after every encounter.
31 Aug 2011
31 Aug 2011 / 12:20 AM
Today I learnt that I haven’t …
Today I learnt that I haven’t had a Dime bar since before 2005.
26 Aug 2011
26 Aug 2011 / 2:44 PM
Since twitter is shortening ev…
Since twitter is shortening every link now, can we all stop sending link-only tweets? Makes you look all compromised-ey.
26 Aug 2011
26 Aug 2011 / 12:40 PM
Note to self. Google… then p…
Note to self. Google… then post. And, fuck that Rob Brydon. Bah.
26 Aug 2011
26 Aug 2011 / 12:37 PM
I keep all my old calendars an…
I keep all my old calendars and diaries. I’m a bit annually retentive.
23 Aug 2011
23 Aug 2011 / 2:10 PM
I worry about this HD-remake t…
I worry about this HD-remake trend in gaming. Players will finally see all the penis art drawn into the backgrounds.
08 Aug 2011
08 Aug 2011 / 11:03 PM
Tell you what, these Big Socie…
Tell you what, these Big Society urban renewal projects going on around the country aren’t much cop.
07 Aug 2011
07 Aug 2011 / 7:36 PM
Maybe Civ VI will finally be a…
Maybe Civ VI will finally be able to remember my game settings. All these *epic* patches and they still don’t fix the basics.
05 Aug 2011
05 Aug 2011 / 12:49 PM
Neighbour seriously needs a no…
Neighbour seriously needs a noise-reducing toilet, or at least to stop pissing in it from a hole in the attic, I guess.
04 Aug 2011
04 Aug 2011 / 6:06 PM
Not a big fan of the new Super…
Not a big fan of the new Superman costume. Looks like everything but the cloak is made from popped, coloured bubble-wrap.
03 Aug 2011
03 Aug 2011 / 3:16 PM
Dear Twitter, your friends rea…
Dear Twitter, your friends really aren’t that funny. That is all.
