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Archive for the ‘Tweets’ Category
16 Feb 2012
16 Feb 2012 / 11:17 PM
Wish #Steam listed the real re…
Wish #Steam listed the real release dates. I’d like to know if the ‘new’ game I’m viewing is rough because it’s old or because it’s shite.
16 Feb 2012
16 Feb 2012 / 1:50 AM
Twitter seems to think I shoul…
Twitter seems to think I should follow @KimKardashian. I don’t think Twitter likes me very much.
11 Jan 2012
11 Jan 2012 / 11:06 PM
Feeling chilly? I like to chec…
Feeling chilly? I like to check the temp in Yakutsk, Russia. Currently, it’s -52°C there! Yeah, you feel better now, huh?
02 Jan 2012
02 Jan 2012 / 8:40 PM
One episode into the new seaso…
One episode into the new season of BBC’s #Sherlock and you wonder why you waste your time watching anything else.
02 Jan 2012
02 Jan 2012 / 4:13 PM
Level designers. If you’ve str…
Level designers. If you’ve strewn about ceiling rubble, don’t leave the actual ceiling intact – it looks daft.
01 Jan 2012
01 Jan 2012 / 1:44 AM
Again this year, cross-armed a…
Again this year, cross-armed and thinking “Next year, I’ll learn the words to Auld Lang Syne instead of mumbling to myself…” #traditional
30 Dec 2011
30 Dec 2011 / 4:58 AM
I know it’s naive not to expec…
I know it’s naive not to expect businesses to look after their business, but it’s always disappointing to see the brazen face of it.
30 Dec 2011
30 Dec 2011 / 4:56 AM
Which is worse? GoDaddy suppor…
Which is worse? GoDaddy supporting SOPA in the first place or them binning their principles when it affects their bottom line?
23 Dec 2011
23 Dec 2011 / 10:41 PM
Talentless? Pretentious? Despe…
Talentless? Pretentious? Desperately want to do movies? Have you considered a career directing Xmas-time perfume and aftershave adverts?
23 Dec 2011
23 Dec 2011 / 10:38 PM
Young? Vacant? Can’t act? Have…
Young? Vacant? Can’t act? Have you considered a career starring in Xmas-time perfume and aftershave adverts?
11 Dec 2011
11 Dec 2011 / 11:43 PM
Praying that Epic’s new game, …
Praying that Epic’s new game, Fortnite is lousy so I can get to use my ‘too weak’ pun.
10 Dec 2011
10 Dec 2011 / 5:59 PM
So we finally reach that point…
So we finally reach that point in the year where the temperature outside the fridge is lower than that within.
10 Dec 2011
10 Dec 2011 / 5:02 PM
The real tragedy from that num…
The real tragedy from that numpty Clarkson’s trolling comments – the new QI last night replaced with a repeat!
03 Dec 2011
03 Dec 2011 / 10:40 PM
Really wanted to like “Life’s …
Really wanted to like “Life’s Too Short” but after hearing its only joke (“Willow? What’s Willow?”), there’s not much more to it.
30 Nov 2011
30 Nov 2011 / 10:15 PM
Added ear-ache to my manflu. N…
Added ear-ache to my manflu. Now it sounds like I’m living on the Planet of the Robots. Sympathy, stat!
28 Nov 2011
28 Nov 2011 / 2:10 PM
I have manflu! I demand undese…
I have manflu! I demand undeserved sympathy!
23 Nov 2011
23 Nov 2011 / 5:20 PM
If you find yourself doing a p…
If you find yourself doing a presentation, you have to include the line “The only limitation is your imagination!”. It’s the law, I think.
16 Nov 2011
16 Nov 2011 / 3:29 PM
TV shows have taught me that t…
TV shows have taught me that there’s a vast market for ‘hidden’ car bombs that don’t flash LEDs or beep loudly every second once activated.
16 Nov 2011
16 Nov 2011 / 12:00 PM
Getting annoyed with #Yoono – …
Getting annoyed with #Yoono – links are causing freezes and scrolling tends to fade/flicker. Time to look for an alternative.
09 Nov 2011
09 Nov 2011 / 1:20 AM
I’ll say one thing about #Terr…
I’ll say one thing about #TerraNova – it is very consistent. #notacompliment
25 Oct 2011
25 Oct 2011 / 11:43 PM
After the disappointing direct…
After the disappointing direction taken with GTA 4, this is the first time I’ve been not been fussed about a new GTA on the horizon.
21 Oct 2011
21 Oct 2011 / 2:51 PM
So the guy who predicted the a…
So the guy who predicted the apocalypse for last May says it’s now TODAY instead! Couldn’t have been a Monday, could it?!
21 Oct 2011
21 Oct 2011 / 2:37 PM
The call centre needed to do t…
The call centre needed to do the Siri responses for Apple must be massive!
07 Oct 2011
07 Oct 2011 / 5:05 PM
Use ‘crouch’ to sneak up on yo…
Use ‘crouch’ to sneak up on your enemies… except this throwback piece of shit game is 99% scripted so, well, I wouldn’t bother.
