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		<title>Déjà voice</title>
		<link>http://www.skoardy.com/2011/12/14/deja-voice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoardy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Assassin's Creed]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear game developers, if you happen to find yourself working on a title that features a huge (but essentially faceless) NPC support cast; perhaps one where gameplay happens to swing close to the phrases &#8216;open world&#8217;, &#8216;free roaming&#8217; and &#8216;sandbox/toybox&#8217;, could you please do me a small favour when it comes to your voice actors. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Game Developers&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.skoardy.com/2011/06/06/dear-game-developers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 10:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoardy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[e3]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tilt-shift photography]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Since E3 starts tomorrow, I thought now would be a good time to post a couple of helpful notes to the people crafting the wondrous nuggets of entertainment we so enjoy. Dear Game Developers&#8230; &#8230;&#8217;Depth of Field&#8217; can create impressive and sometimes even quite realistic effects but the way you guys are overusing it, it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chuck Versus the Product Placement</title>
		<link>http://www.skoardy.com/2011/05/14/chuck-versus-the-product-placement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 00:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoardy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adam Baldwin]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chuck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yvonne Strahovski]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoardy.com/?p=842</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s hard to complain about product placement in Chuck. It was built on a foundation of product placement. The Buy More is almost literally wall-to-wall product placement. It&#8217;s the &#8216;quiet&#8217; kind though &#8211; shelves full of brands sat in the background, peacefully minding their own business and not tripping up the plot. But as each [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BioShock 2&#8230; meh?</title>
		<link>http://www.skoardy.com/2011/05/04/bioshock-2-meh/</link>
		<comments>http://www.skoardy.com/2011/05/04/bioshock-2-meh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 19:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoardy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2K Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Daddy]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoardy.com/?p=808</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know I&#8217;m all up for Steam bargains right? If you don&#8217;t mind being a year or so behind the curve of newly released &#8220;triple A&#8221; games and prefer to pay under £5 for titles that were £39.99 RRP originally, then Steam is a godsend. Yup, I&#8217;m a cheap, cheap bastard. A few weeks ago, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Remakes</title>
		<link>http://www.skoardy.com/2011/02/18/remakes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.skoardy.com/2011/02/18/remakes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 13:02:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoardy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the fly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the thing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the wicker man]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoardy.com/?p=706</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just&#8230; seriously. Get the fuck over it. Yeah, there&#8217;s a film you really, really like. Maybe it defined your childhood, maybe it got you through a time of difficulty in your life or maybe it&#8217;s just a film you consider one of the all-time classics. Good for you. We all have films we love but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Sigh&#8230;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.skoardy.com/2011/01/21/sigh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 00:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoardy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bragging]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fishing]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoardy.com/?p=684</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As much as I love &#8216;social networking&#8217; sites (and I do, as evidenced by the spatter of 140-character blue bird shits that now litter my site), it has become somewhat clear that there&#8217;s basically two main types of comments people regularly post. The first is a &#8216;Bragging&#8216;. The planets have fortuitously aligned and people can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DLC me?</title>
		<link>http://www.skoardy.com/2011/01/04/dlc-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.skoardy.com/2011/01/04/dlc-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 00:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoardy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[borderlands]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dlc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grand theft auto]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoardy.com/?p=642</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So the Steam Holiday Sale ended yesterday (6pm for GMT people round here) and during the event, my heart grew three sizes. And by heart, I mean games collection. It was bargains galore and I feasted, to a budget, which is probably the best kind of feasting to be had. I picked up some Indie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How&#8217;s the cheese?</title>
		<link>http://www.skoardy.com/2010/09/30/hows-the-cheese/</link>
		<comments>http://www.skoardy.com/2010/09/30/hows-the-cheese/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 03:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoardy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[asda]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoardy.com/?p=586</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;re through to customer relations, how can&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;How&#8217;s the cheese?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, what?&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re the factory that makes the Asda branded &#8217;8 Cheese &#38; Garlic Slices&#8217;, yeah?&#8221; &#8220;Ah, yes. That&#8217;s one of the items we produce here.&#8221; &#8220;So, how&#8217;s the cheese?&#8221; &#8220;Erm, er, right. Well, on that particular product, it&#8217;s a blend of Cheddar and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angus freaks me out!</title>
		<link>http://www.skoardy.com/2009/05/31/angus-freaks-me-out/</link>
		<comments>http://www.skoardy.com/2009/05/31/angus-freaks-me-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 22:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoardy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[angus t. jones]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoardy.com/?p=371</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This post is about Angus T. Jones, one-third (or should that be one-fifth?) of Two And A Half Men. I&#8217;ve nothing against the kid and it&#8217;s not even that Angus specifically, as a person, that freaks me out. It&#8217;s that damn title sequence for the show. It&#8217;s gotten decidedly creepy and all evidence points to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Team Fortress 2 &#8211; The Mumbling</title>
		<link>http://www.skoardy.com/2008/08/17/team-fortress-2-the-mumbling/</link>
		<comments>http://www.skoardy.com/2008/08/17/team-fortress-2-the-mumbling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Skoardy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[team fortress 2]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoardy.com/?p=74</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pretty sure this is my first &#8216;rant&#8216; on the updated site. Quite surprising really. I used to do quite a few of them on the old design. I guess I generally had a lots of insignificant things to spend far too much time losing my rag over than would ever sanely be considered necessary than [...]]]></description>
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